"galaxy far far away"
star wars cult webring?
star wars cult webring?
Tree falls; Googlebot sees naught.
Does it fall at all?
Does it fall at all?
the shrill shriek of the buzzard tattering the sky
Fingered in my obsession
Tell-tale wheelie dent
Tell-tale wheelie dent
Google crowns wrong sibling as
World's best engineer
World's best engineer
Viruses! Collect them all!
Share them with your friends!
Share them with your friends!
Michelle Kwan should not have gone.
Sarah Hughes wins gold?
Sarah Hughes wins gold?
choka an olympic sport
arranged by weight class
arranged by weight class
sumo choka wrestlers use
choka holds to win
choka holds to win
Apolo Anton Ohno
slips, then says "Oh-no!"
slips, then says "Oh-no!"
Wow, "syllabification".
My new fav'rite word!
My new fav'rite word!
I messed up, I made it rhyme.
How can Other change?
How can Other change?
oh, word verification . . .
m-y-p-i-h
m-y-p-i-h
Figure skating is for men
Ha Ha just kidding
Ha Ha just kidding
StumbleUpon illusions;
magic of the 'net
magic of the 'net
Guys dig chicks on the halfpipe
google says gold now
google says gold now
Searched on Google for hours -
found nothing but dung.
found nothing but dung.
Something new and refreshing!
I choak'd today.
I choak'd today.
Choka: a new addiction
thanks to suttonhoo
thanks to suttonhoo
How can my parents stay sane?
Fifty-seven-six???
Fifty-seven-six???
Thanks, "mesothelioma" ...
AdSense buys pizza
AdSense buys pizza
nbc.com results
spoiled tv suspense
spoiled tv suspense
two towers of the church hide
the ferocious sun
the ferocious sun
Dolphin swims unknowingly
internet and dies
internet and dies
Rule of Internet choka
not found on this site.
not found on this site.
don't be offended, yokey
make another post
make another post
Internet choka ruler -
a gracious gesture
a gracious gesture
No offense taken on the
World's Largest Choka
World's Largest Choka
Try to find a date online.
Big fees. No date dough.
Big fees. No date dough.
internet dates a big bust
judging from photos
judging from photos
Code for IE, Firefox barfs.
Why must browsers suck?
Why must browsers suck?
why do i come here again?
sigh, i guess i'm bored.
sigh, i guess i'm bored.
Fool around and make it big
Not porn--big POEM
Not porn--big POEM
Huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh-huh.
You said "make it big".
You said "make it big".
"Click here! Something for nothing!"
Why must suckers browse?
Why must suckers browse?
I click'd on your Adsense ads.
Many times. Wall of Fame?
Many times. Wall of Fame?
This weekend's best online porn:
"Dick Shoots, Blogs Erupt."
"Dick Shoots, Blogs Erupt."
no, we'll do something better,
Sir Six Syllable --
Sir Six Syllable --
name the pizza after you
and crank call your house
and crank call your house
give me all ones and zeros
show me everything
show me everything
Sweet LCD succor me
Around us Rome burns
Around us Rome burns
Cyber-space infested now...
wise man always learns.
wise man always learns.
As a beacon in the night;
can't resist web's pull.
can't resist web's pull.
Insomnia my old friend
Let us surf the blogs
Let us surf the blogs
is it live or akamai?
frozen cache of time
frozen cache of time
One more choka before bed;
Will I never learn?
Will I never learn?
Damn you choka; ponder still.
Let go of my mind!
Let go of my mind!
There is no gun to your head
Breathe deep and let go
Breathe deep and let go
junk’s concentrated image
an ex-junky said
an ex-junky said
Six syllables - oops, sorry.
Blogger lacks edit?
Blogger lacks edit?
No residential service.
You can't find my cell.
You can't find my cell.
I'll never retaliate.
Though you've outted me.
Though you've outted me.
So nice to telecommute.
Why wear pants at all?
Why wear pants at all?
Couplets invade my dream state.
Timed with my snoring.
Timed with my snoring.
my morning alarm rings at
seven five seven
seven five seven
All the news that’s fit for ‘net -
cnn.com
cnn.com
Information packets lost.
The web page not found.
The web page not found.
I hate male enhancement Spam,
but Hormel is good.
but Hormel is good.
I clean e-mail every day.
Read. Delete. Repeat.
Read. Delete. Repeat.
Oh sacred goddess, Google
define: my future
define: my future
Too weird... Subway just charged me:
Seven-five-seven!
Seven-five-seven!
Boeing Aircraft Company
Seven-Five-Seven
Seven-Five-Seven
Loose verse words rattle in head.
(Much like Yahtzee dice.)
(Much like Yahtzee dice.)
I get tired of the long days,
Reading long Choka
Reading long Choka
A thought: All words and no play
Makes choka dull, boy.
Makes choka dull, boy.
"Choka is not internet."
Must get back on track...
Must get back on track...
404 -- Couplet not found.
Check and try again.
Check and try again.
Like Miller on MNF...
Am I too obscure?
Am I too obscure?
comment if real haiku site?
"That is so lovely"
"That is so lovely"
the 404 reference?
"I really like it"
"I really like it"
404 error message?
"a haunting image"
"a haunting image"
Why fatty pizza and wine
When words let you fly.
When words let you fly.
hmm... pizzaonline.com
it's what's for dinner
it's what's for dinner
If you have Girl Scout cookies,
Should you delete them?
Should you delete them?
you cannot force a couplet
it must come to you
it must come to you
if you think of a question
the answer exists
the answer exists
The 'net? Like fourth and inches:
Too darned many links.
Too darned many links.
Typing's hard. Clicking's better.
Why must I qwerty?
Why must I qwerty?
Clicking's dumb. Typing's better.
Why move hand to mouse?
Why move hand to mouse?
Surefire answer to blue screen:
Plug in green and red.
Plug in green and red.
There are oh so many blogs,
each attracts spammers.
each attracts spammers.
Knitting blogs get no respect,
but they get traffic!
but they get traffic!
Choka length will change scroll bars:
landscape not portrait
landscape not portrait
riding into oblivion
on somber hill backs
on somber hill backs
peristalsis connecting
to the internet
to the internet
at least not rigor mortis
modem connection
modem connection
Budda nature, Internet:
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Smells Like Teen Spirit
"Bloody foolishness, this is.
Get a real job, mate."
Get a real job, mate."
finding a piece of wisdom
to wonder about
to wonder about
Can’t work ‘til noon in pjs
Gardener outside
Gardener outside
I love chocolate, but like this
Choka a lot, too
Choka a lot, too
these del.icio.us hyperlinks
reveal the fruit's core
reveal the fruit's core
fetish & philosophy
if I bear the bytes
if I bear the bytes
mental cannibalism,
(choka's overwrite)
(choka's overwrite)
seven: print "seven"; print "five";
five: goto seven;
five: goto seven;
printer friendly text pages
no ads--no pizza?
no ads--no pizza?
Can't stop the program! Repeat:
Can't stop the program!
Can't stop the program!
Can't recall Starbucks order?
You need java script.
You need java script.
Yo, match.com: Use AdSense.
Gimme chicks for free.
Gimme chicks for free.
Sorry 'bout the sexist post...
I was in dire straits.
I was in dire straits.
Does my ISP get mad
When I do not work?
When I do not work?
Online shopping enables
my bag addiction.
my bag addiction.
I love that TEABAG is in
the first added piece.
the first added piece.
comments deleted from blogs
wonder where they go . . .
wonder where they go . . .
To the moon Alice, the moon
The comment spaceship
The comment spaceship
sHE TAKES TOO LONG AT sCRABBLE.
dAMN THIS cAPS KEY, TOO.
dAMN THIS cAPS KEY, TOO.
Uh, "LOCK" is also "UNLOCK"...
(Just a little hint.)
(Just a little hint.)
Couplets deteriorate
authors in hurry
authors in hurry
Thought about deleting this,
Decided not to.
Decided not to.
Haley's removed comment's back!
76 years?
76 years?
rebooting through cyberspace --
windows 98
windows 98
Internet congestion sucks.
Ishmael was right.
Ishmael was right.
Solipsistic internet:
All is linked to me.
All is linked to me.
breathing deeply in the sun
tired from eating
tired from eating
a life well lived? google knows:
inauthentic scree.
inauthentic scree.
Home to world's information,
yet formless and void.
yet formless and void.
Today must be the fifteenth;
Cryptogram is here.
Cryptogram is here.
cryptic html code -
give me wysiwyg
give me wysiwyg
Love rolls strewn with poppy seeds!
Does your heart not bleed?
Does your heart not bleed?
up up down down left right
left right b a select start
left right b a select start
perplexed? confused? solution:
wikipedia
wikipedia
I tried Wikipedia;
Still perplexed... confused...
Still perplexed... confused...
Lost friends, just a click away.
Inertia binds me.
Inertia binds me.
lost friends lost for a reason
bad breath, smelly feet
bad breath, smelly feet
What a tangled Web we weave
to connect worldwide.
to connect worldwide.
They call it mellow download
3 Mbps!
3 Mbps!
E-MAIL TEXT IN UPPERCASE:
“Quit yelling at me!”
“Quit yelling at me!”
will robinson's smelly feet?
that does not compute
that does not compute
salvation is online poker
business travel blues
business travel blues
What will internet be like
50 years from now?
50 years from now?
When technology evolves,
Must send Frank e-socks.
Must send Frank e-socks.
But until that happy day,
Just stinky couplets.
Just stinky couplets.
Google - Where all is Beta
With a Lego look
With a Lego look
AdSense not yet catchy like
"leggo my Eggo"
"leggo my Eggo"
Puns wait patiently on line.
Whose turn to be found?
Whose turn to be found?
puns in Punjab? punliners.
punish pundits' puns
punish pundits' puns
an unstable connection
or maybe it's me
or maybe it's me
Puny Tim -- six puns, one post?
Maybe I should punt.
Maybe I should punt.
Next... Endless Surfer, starring:
Frank Z. and a 'net.
Frank Z. and a 'net.
UPS ground vs. now?
Store brands will survive.
Store brands will survive.
So what can brown do for you?
Personal service.
Personal service.
But when the 'net doesn't work
Who ya gonna call?
Who ya gonna call?
typos do grate on the mind
"others" can't edit
"others" can't edit
yokey caveat rule good!
I am now famous!
I am now famous!
Networking – it’s not just for
people anymore.
people anymore.
Get degree from internet.
Magna cum laude
Magna cum laude
I want to download a game.
Without a virus!
Without a virus!
Anitvirus is real good.
updates are online!
updates are online!
Why can’t online password rules
have conformity?
have conformity?
Get your very own domain.
Whose your goDaddy?
Whose your goDaddy?
Find love, a job, and buy stuff
on the internet.
on the internet.
Get information online,
believe at own risk.
believe at own risk.
Zero zero one and one,
Those four bytes make three.
Those four bytes make three.
A rat’s nest under my desk,
how does that compute?
how does that compute?
What is a desk potato?
Internet junkie.
Internet junkie.
Stream your most wanted music.
Crank it high at work.
Crank it high at work.
Workmates are not very pleased.
Stream to your earphones.
Stream to your earphones.
“The page cannot be displayed.”
So you must refresh.
So you must refresh.
Refresh gives you same result,
so you try again.
so you try again.
After several attempts,
you finally quit.
you finally quit.
Have to think of more couplets.
Want to catch awgeez.
Want to catch awgeez.
People play new game online -
HTML tag.
HTML tag.
Endless Surfer finds Finnmärck
wants to emigrate
wants to emigrate
Yokey can't stop Chokaing!
...Heimlich Maneuver?
...Heimlich Maneuver?
you do the Yokey Chokae
turn yourself around
turn yourself around
googled surfing in finnmark
you're out of luck zapp
you're out of luck zapp
unless you like neoprene
and flat cold water
and flat cold water
Are there any couplets left?
Yokey took them all.
Yokey took them all.
Oh wait, I guess there was one.
And then another!
And then another!
Choka is indefinite
With endless couplets.
With endless couplets.
The Choka crowd rejoices.
Order is restored.
Order is restored.
my son, five, loves Bambi Two
I know it by heart
I know it by heart
Despite untold endorsements
Bode can not win
Bode can not win
High five! I love Bambi too
Jamaican jerk rub
Jamaican jerk rub
leftover Jamaican jerk?
Zapp it in the nuke
Zapp it in the nuke
Rolling Stones, gather no mas!
Please! I beg of you!
Please! I beg of you!
Claude Rains was mysterious.
Now I see through him.
Now I see through him.
Just what the heck is bambi?
Plural of bamboo?
Plural of bamboo?
Good night, 'net. I'll dream of you.
You, electric sheep?
You, electric sheep?
adsense nonsense links for hire
"Traveling to Haiku?"
"Traveling to Haiku?"
ZappSense: fast and relevant.
But won't buy pizza.
But won't buy pizza.
“the” unimportant words dropped
articles don’t scan
articles don’t scan
Information Rollerball,
Google: Jonathon.
Google: Jonathon.
Zen internet: find answer
asking no question.
asking no question.
the entity has no ears
can it really learn?
can it really learn?
the entity has no soul
can it really teach?
can it really teach?
the entity has no feet
can it really smell?
can it really smell?
well, Wall of Fame is a fete
Wall of Shame . . . stinky!
Wall of Shame . . . stinky!
You've made me ashamed to surf
which is quite a feat
which is quite a feat
Accept no shame nor defeat.
Go Endless Surfer!
Go Endless Surfer!
Ah, to <b>, or not to <b>:
Shall boldness triumph?
Shall boldness triumph?
Research has been truncated,
Now it is just search.
Now it is just search.
I stretch. My neck double-clicks.
To bed -- drag and drop.
To bed -- drag and drop.
Blatant commerialism?
or poetic ads?
or poetic ads?
blatant commercialism.
(welcome to the Web)
(welcome to the Web)
Belbin is Canadian
Oh wait, she's U.S.
Oh wait, she's U.S.
But is ice dancing a sport?
With those moves, who cares?
With those moves, who cares?
Free expression: our desire,
until we see It.
until we see It.
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