Oh great Internet
Home to world's information
I have learned so much
Home to world's information
I have learned so much
Like how to teabag my pal
while playing Halo
while playing Halo
I get to track down old friends
The ones who owe me
The ones who owe me
Kind of like "My Name is Earl"
But run in reverse
But run in reverse
Spam's bad, whether with small 's'
Or capitalized.
Or capitalized.
I need "While You Were Sleeping"
Because I bought "Crash"?
Because I bought "Crash"?
I can get useless headlines
24/7!
24/7!
And yet I spend so long here
Time sink, biggie-size.
Time sink, biggie-size.
Great way to promote my brand
new web site. Thanks guys!
new web site. Thanks guys!
Colon right parenthesis
Specious emotion
Specious emotion
Alas, it has no body
blood or bone or skin
blood or bone or skin
There is nothing you can touch
but it will touch you
but it will touch you
My promised wealth did not come...
Nigerian Bank!
Nigerian Bank!
how web-important am I?
time to Google me
time to Google me
I may be an old friend, but
I think you owe me!
I think you owe me!
Th'expense of spirit in a
Waste of shame is lust
Waste of shame is lust
Now I know I have somethin
to say, but the prob
to say, but the prob
lem is you say somethin uh
you gotta say it
you gotta say it
The good, the bad, the ugly
"On Tap" all the time.
"On Tap" all the time.
Some poems don't have to rhyme?
That's news to this guy!
That's news to this guy!
Are you sure this was a hoax?
Where is my kidney?
Where is my kidney?
Down there are five syllables.
Up there are seven.
Up there are seven.
Could this BE any more fun?
(Chandler Bing is cool.)
(Chandler Bing is cool.)
Dear male enhancement products:
leave my email now
leave my email now
Don't need penny stock ventures
Got NASDAQ for that
Got NASDAQ for that
So, dear spammer, leave me be
Give my mail a rest
Give my mail a rest
Poems so much better than
Whinging of canned meat
Whinging of canned meat
When I've searched the web too long
I get googly-eyed.
I get googly-eyed.
onomatopoetic
reckoning--murmur
reckoning--murmur
choka, choka cobana
die Perry Como
die Perry Como
It was built by wretched slaves
It houses the dead
It houses the dead
Web's fine filament; are we
predator or prey?
predator or prey?
we see, comprehend, find joy
just to forget all
just to forget all
MUDding all through the long night--
I need a shower.
I need a shower.
"Beastly Fido bites you hard"
curse this telnet lag
curse this telnet lag
didn't get here fast enough
my lines are for naught
my lines are for naught
and dammit, i would have wowed
this internet blog!
this internet blog!
Lurking behind every link
diversion awaits
diversion awaits
HTML render me
download swiftly (Done)
download swiftly (Done)
I will be first, queen of the
f**king universe.
f**king universe.
Apple iPod noisy sound
how many CDs?
how many CDs?
as I seek the U-R-L
dub dub dub then what?
dub dub dub then what?
The search engine doesn't know
What comes after that
What comes after that
Can there be too much band width?
Eat your Heart out girls
Eat your Heart out girls
scholars & pornographers
mingle; pass pixels
mingle; pass pixels
It's all SHÄDY ÄCRES fault,
my blog addiction
my blog addiction
pajamas, haiku slugfest
I'm addicted too
I'm addicted too
I would never know b1
if it weren't for it
if it weren't for it
Come on Sarah learn to count
Six is not five here
Six is not five here
Says Lust to Crush, burn it all
Love is the real thing
Love is the real thing
Maybe if you learnt to spell.
That's princess to you.
That's princess to you.
Sometimes it is difficult
Not to run out of
Not to run out of
"Weren't" is monosyllabic.
(Unless Dave's British?)
(Unless Dave's British?)
I get reached out to and touched
By weirdoes from far
By weirdoes from far
porn - it's not just for breakfast,
sticky keyboard, though
sticky keyboard, though
Why, elusive googlewhack,
do you deny me?
do you deny me?
Texas hold 'em with my friends,
my bags full, their's not.
my bags full, their's not.
Bloggers who have multiple
personalities
personalities
yet stable minds can write with
creativity
creativity
write schizophrenic haiku
to amuse themselves
to amuse themselves
Or at least one of themselves
so happy so sad
so happy so sad
use words to comment, vent,regret
across continents
across continents
World's largest text sans editor,
Information pollution.
Information pollution.
Aurora posts verse and pic:
More weirdos will touch
More weirdos will touch
Snowfall, suicide bomber.
Prepare before me.
Prepare before me.
If it were not for choking,
we’d be laughing more
we’d be laughing more
Choka hangover headache
the morning after
the morning after
Words of mine wander the net
and help build this work.
and help build this work.
Hall of Fame and Hall of Shame
Be mine tonight, please?
Be mine tonight, please?
performance anxiety
don't choka tonight
don't choka tonight
The nearer to the present,
the less related
the less related
packet passing firmament
vast node dotted skies
vast node dotted skies
my passage is effortless;
exertion? just time.
exertion? just time.
Dust bunnies swirl 'round my feet
Can't log off to clean.
Can't log off to clean.
Surfing leads to canine blues,
Please come out to play
Please come out to play
Information's in packets.
Kool-Aid too? OH YEAH!
Kool-Aid too? OH YEAH!
Cat got your tongue? Not tonight.
Mouse does the walking.
Mouse does the walking.
Sports results in an instant.
TiVo obsolete.
TiVo obsolete.
My posts aren't so serious.
Sorry... How's this one?
Sorry... How's this one?
Showering is optional
Cyber space cares not
Cyber space cares not
I've always felt I belong
to the lunatics
to the lunatics
Gigantic breadth, little depth;
Data wading pool
Data wading pool
garlic breath a bit like death
oops, close to a rhyme
oops, close to a rhyme
rec.gambling.poker
cannot stave my loss
cannot stave my loss
When it´s gotten dark outside
you can still rhyme here.
you can still rhyme here.
rage-, feather-, brain-, flesh-world made
permanent: pixels
permanent: pixels
Spiders crawl hidden corners,
Trivia is dead.
Trivia is dead.
Ideas burning great firewall,
Is it fast enough?
Is it fast enough?
Maximum transfer unit
We are restricted
We are restricted
miming silent movie stars,
jumping in the air
jumping in the air
Cheney, Shotgun, Friend, Blammo!
I am not his friend. Good.
I am not his friend. Good.
Olympics happen real-time
TV tells later
TV tells later
delphic google query this:
to be, or be not?
to be, or be not?
Slovenia? - never heard!
must be far away...
must be far away...
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